Alice’s Restaurant sucks

Filed under: Uncategorized, Movie Reviews — 2005-12-27 @ 21:49:00

Alice's Restaurant sucks.
In the words of an IMDB comment.

The story was non-existent, characters weak, and relationships confusing. The song is great though. Don't go out of your way to see this film, you won't really miss much.

In the end, I suggest you go far out of your way to NOT see this movie. And to think, I paused a much better movie, by droves, to watch this (not of my own free will).
I would always have to say, I find the army recruiting shit ridiculious. This character who purports to oppose the draft ends up cooperating with the people trying to kill him. If I was in that situation it would be quite simple. I would refuse to comply, I belive in the principles of a free nation, and entirely belive that a draft violates those principles.

No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

Remember that? It's The Constitution of the United States of America the supreme law of the United States of America.
No sane, logical person can fit the concept of a draft within those principles and.
I'm pretty much grasping for straws trying to find things about this movie to hate because as much as this movie has things to actively hate about it I hate it to a much more severe degree for it's utter lack of a storyline or any compelling action within the story. I don't care about these characters, even the central one is utterly laughable.
Overall, the absolutely worst movie I have ever seen by far.

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