In honor of Halloween, I scrape the bottom of the internet barrel to bring you some of the craziest ideas about Halloween.
The first article in our scary escapade comes from champs-of-truth.com who proclaims:
Halloween is the first introduction for most children into the occult and is a major force in the spreading of satanic […]
I have finally been polled, it was by ABC, and they specifically asked me about who I was going to vote for. I lied and said I voted for Al Gore in 2000 because they discount people who didn’t vote in the last election and because I would have voted for Gore had I been […]
It’s wolf awareness month and the Bush campaign has made the wolves very angry. Wolves that live in the forest are much less hostile than the ones that live in Washington and they’re smarter too, They know that the planet’s health is in danger.
wolfpacks for truth
fact check on the Bush ad
A group of vigilanties have taken to the street tagging big SUV’s with bumper stickers.
Almost as bad as all the times I stuck Kerry-Edwards stickers over Bush-Cheney stickers. Almost.
This campaign is designed to tell the world what we think of those mindless suburban drones who insist on getting 12 mpg while driving their kids to […]
I have been getting tons of comment spam. And even though all the spam is nearly identical, it’s coming from 100’s of machines. Specifically,
61.200.98.235 61.63.9.10 62.183.198.60 62.216.10.173 62.39.107.121 62.67.235.111 64.254.227.107 65.123.150.16 66.13.117.246 66.99.244.130 66.99.56.162 66.99.57.2 69.14.191.28 69.15.56.187 80.156.38.24 80.183.167.122 80.240.104.85 80.254.179.187 130.233.26.200 132.180.52.94 133.52.71.241 140.203.5.9 141.209.36.31 148.244.150.58 149.163.50.22 152.33.9.20 152.98.206.87 160.252.73.2 165.173.60.25 168.215.242.113 193.51.34.20 194.106.154.19 […]
Into thin air
Aparantly people are stealing summit registers &emdash; summit registers are books left on the summit in waterproof containers, they contain the names and sometimes writings of the people who summited the mountian. The concept of summit registers dates back to the 1830’s (and yes, I mean 1830), Many historical figures have signed […]
Howstuffworks “How Hangovers Work”
“I don’t have enough agriculture savvy to say that it’s appropriate for them to eat. I’m sure they are not sprayed or appropriately treated, so we would want to discourage that activity.”
In other news, prison guards don’t realize that spraying food with pesticides is dangerous, not the inverse.
“Those lucky enough to have crab apple trees […]
I finally got my assignment from verified voting for election day, I won’t actually be in a polling place, but working in a call center. Specifically
Debevoise & Plimpton LLP
919 Third Avenue
New York, NY 10022
a quote from their website
The New York office is our largest office, and engages in all principal practice areas of the firm, […]
Bush Relatives for Kerry
By far the funniest kerry endorsement yet.
