State Mottos

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

Newspaper Headlines from 2035

Texas executes last remaining citizen.

A Guide to US newspapers — I read the New York Times btw.

The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

Explaining politics using cows Like teaching kindergartners math using apples. "Sally has three apples, you take two, how many apples does sally have? Five!"
Only in America

Only in America……do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

All about the US Congress

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RNC Schedule

8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)

You might be a Republican if…

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"

Republican Beliefs

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Bush Bumper Stickers

Bush/Cheney '04: Because the Truth Just Isn't Good Enough